These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):
● My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today.
Please execute him.
● Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her
● Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,
31,32, and also 33.
● Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
● Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell
out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
● John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his
● Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He
was hurt in the growing part.
● Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
● Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
● Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
● Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea
and his boots leak.
● Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
● Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
● Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
● Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her
● My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the Marines.
● Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well.
● Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
● Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
● Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
● Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached
all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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Author : Diba Tillery RN, BSN, IBCLC, CPST