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24710581Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

● Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

● Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

Stop your swearing and just breathe.

Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

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