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	Things Not To Say During Childbirth.... ● Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. ● Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

● If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

● I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

● That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

● You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

● Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

● Stop your swearing and just breathe.

● Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words.

● Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.

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